Leaving a mark... at Lowe's.

Last night my good friend Allison and I went to Lowe's on a mission find a paint color for my place (one that simply wasn’t ugly.) All went well until I decided to try and help by carrying the paint cans on the back of my chair. It resulted in this:

Two guys generously helped clean up. (Shopping with a pretty woman has many privileges.) They dumped a large bag of a mysterious white powder that eventually absorbed the pill.

Allison has a great sense of humor, ...and oddly as of late she's also sporting some... uhh, nevermind.

We're gonna experiment and see just how combining green and orange looks... it could have been a genuine Reese's cup moment. ...If you go to Lowe's on Battleground you’ll still see how I uniquely decorated the best parking space in the house: